Convo Starters: How To Talk To A Cat

What stunt would you want to attempt if you were to attend stunt school like the Sleigh Cats did in this episode? Anyone for swimming with sharks?

Dennis claims that eavesdropping is his duty as the neighborhood snoop, what other duties do you think a neighborhood snoop should have?

If you were to try speaking to a cat the scientific way in a widdle, itty, bitty, baby voice, what would you want to say to it?